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November 27, 2011, 02:30:19 PM
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« on: November 27, 2011, 02:30:19 PM »

Question of the day! Aside from me, which female pop star has the most successful stans?

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November 27, 2011, 02:30:50 PM
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 02:30:50 PM »

Question of the day! Aside from me, which female pop star has the most successful stans?

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November 27, 2011, 02:31:13 PM
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 02:31:13 PM »

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I'm not here for your Dollar Menu albums, sis.

 

 

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November 27, 2011, 02:33:27 PM
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 02:33:27 PM »

I'm not here for your Dollar Menu albums, sis.

$100 Tour Tickets> $9 Albums > $1.29 Singles

No one in America is EVER here for your albums. You're like a Bajan Kylie Minogue. People know you in America, but don't really use your albums. Even your stans only find you interesting in 3.5 minute intervals. You're like a female LMFAO.

 

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November 27, 2011, 02:35:21 PM
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Step Your Placentas Up!

 





« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 02:35:21 PM »

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS! Gaga sis!

Punch that Caribbean Swamp Rat out of the game!

Ever since "We Found Sores (In A Hairy Place)" went #1, that thing and his Salvation Army have been feeling their prolapsed pussies.

FAIL @ Them not being able to find a #1 album in a hopeless place.

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November 27, 2011, 02:36:26 PM
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2011, 02:36:26 PM »

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS! Gaga sis!

Punch that Caribbean Swamp Rat out of the game!

Ever since "We Found Sores (In A Hairy Place)" went #1 that thing and his Salvation Army has been feeling their prolapsed pussies.

FAIL @ Them not being able to find a #1 album in a hopeless place.

Why don't I help you find a #1 single in a hopeless place?

 

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November 27, 2011, 02:37:32 PM
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2011, 02:37:32 PM »

 

 

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November 27, 2011, 02:38:33 PM
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November 27, 2011, 02:43:46 PM
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November 27, 2011, 02:50:34 PM
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2011, 02:50:34 PM »

Hi, Beyoncé!, How's the baby?

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November 27, 2011, 02:54:23 PM
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2011, 02:54:23 PM »

Hi, Beyoncé!, How's the baby?

Everything is fine. I woke up and my ankles were swollen because I'm pregnant. Then all day today I had to pee like a rottweiler because this baby is doing the Cat Daddy on my bladder. Then I ate a peanut butter and pigfeet sandwich because pregnant women have odd food cravings. Then I rubbed cocoa butter and catfish grease on my stomach to prevent stretch marks because you know I'm pregnant. Basically I'm just sitting here rubbing my belly, because I'm pregnant.

I'm about to start working on my next tour & DVD.

To silence all of the fake pregnancy rumors, I will be giving birth live in concert at Madison Square Garden. I am calling it "I Am Dilated...An Intimate Evening in My Uterus". I will be doing all of my old hits, then me and the baby will perform selections from "4". Here's rough draft of the cover:

Tickets on sale soon. Tell a friend.

What are you doing?

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November 27, 2011, 03:05:17 PM
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2011, 03:05:17 PM »

Everything is fine. I woke up and my ankles were swollen because I'm pregnant. Then all day today I had to pee like a rottweiler because this baby is doing the Cat Daddy on my bladder. Then I ate a peanut butter and pigfeet sandwich because pregnant women have odd food cravings. Then I rubbed cocoa butter and catfish grease on my stomach to prevent stretch marks because you know I'm pregnant. Basically I'm just sitting here rubbing my belly, because I'm pregnant.

I'm about to start working on my next tour & DVD.

To silence all of the fake pregnancy rumors, I will be giving birth live in concert at Madison Square Garden. I am calling it "I Am Dilated...An Intimate Evening in My Uterus". I will be doing all of my old hits, then me and the baby will perform selections from "4". Here's rough draft of the cover:

Tickets on sale soon. Tell a friend.

What are you doing?

 

Preparing a DVD for that ABC Thanksgiving special I snatched from you. Eating leftovers from my special Gaga Turkey.

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November 27, 2011, 03:09:32 PM
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2011, 03:09:32 PM »

Preparing a DVD for that ABC Thanksgiving special I snatched from you. Eating leftovers from my special Gaga Turkey.

I hope salmonella punches your turkey out of the game.

 

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November 27, 2011, 03:10:47 PM
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2011, 03:10:47 PM »

I hope salmonella punches your turkey out of the game.

You can remain pregnant and pressed.

 

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

You dirty bitch. LOL.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

Can we get back on topic? The question was which artist has the most successful stans.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

Can we get back on topic? The question was which artist has the most successful stans.

Here's a hint:

Not yours.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

Is this the question who has the most successful stans as in which stans make the most money or which stans are the most proactive and unified?

Because Rihanna has a very strong internet stanbase even though they won't go to K-Mart to buy her alberms (even with their employee discount). However, Adele sold more albums than all of us put together, but she doesn't have a strong internet stanbase.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

What's the point of having a stanbase with money if they don't spend it?

There's a difference between having a fanbase and having an internet fanbase. Some of these girls put all of their eggs in the social media/digital sales basket and forget that digital music is still less than 40% of total music sales. They let their Twitter followers gas them up, and then when those first week numbers come in they get their feelings hurt. If you have over a million stans and they don't buy your albums and concert tickets, then you're just a Twitter celebrity.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

What's the point of having a stanbase with money if they don't spend it?

There's a difference between having a fanbase and having an internet fanbase. Some of these girls put all of their eggs in the social media/digital sales basket and forget that digital music is still less than 40% of total music sales. They let their Twitter followers gas them up, and then when those first week numbers come in they get their feelings hurt. If you have over a million stans and they don't buy your albums and concert tickets, then you're just a Twitter celebrity.

 

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My stanbase may not make lot of money but they are very unified.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My stanbase may not make lot of money but they are very unified.

That's because they all live in the same studio apartment.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

That's because they all live in the same studio apartment.

It's not always about money. Sometimes it's about reaching out to people who support you. When's the last time you dedicated a tweet to your stans?

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

It's not always about money. Sometimes it's about reaching out to people who support you. When's the last time you dedicated a Tweet to your stans?

She dedicated "I Miss You" to the Hot 100 Charts.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

She dedicated "I Miss You" to the Hot 100 Charts.

You dedicated "What's My Name" to the Billboard Albums Charts.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

I kind of agree with Ricky, about stans being unified. It's not always about money 100% of time time. Sometimes it is about making a connection with fans, but I feel like if some girls would spend half the time on Twitter and twice as much time with a vocal coach or a choreographer they may attract stans who want to pay full price to see them in concert and make the effort to buy their albums the first week.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

I kind of agree with Ricky, about stans being unified. It's not always about money 100% of time time. Sometimes it is about making a connection with fans, but I feel like if some girls would spend half the time on Twitter and twice as much time with a vocal coach or a choreographer they may attract stans who want to pay full price to see them in concert and make the effort to buy their albums the first week.

So why couldn't you attract people who would pay full price for your alberm?

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

So why couldn't you attract people who would pay full price for your alberm?

 

Even without the discount I sold 3x what you sold in your best opening week.

It took me 1.5 years to attract a stanbase that bought $200 million worth of concert tickets. Six years later, your stans still can't find the "Buy Album" button and won't even buy your $10 concert tickets.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My tour is doing VERY WELL, my stans are very supportive.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My tour is doing VERY WELL, my stans are very supportive.

"Katy Perry's tour grossed more than your tour," Beyonce said, as she duck walked away.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

The question still wasn't answered. Who has the most successful stans? Gaga, Rihanna, and Katy had successful eras this year. Beyonce, your 4 era has been a bit slower because of the pregnancy. What have you done this year?

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

The question still wasn't answered. Who has the most successful stans? Gaga, Rihanna, and Katy had successful eras this year. Beyonce, your 4 era has been a bit slower because of the pregnancy. What have you done this year?

I detect a sprinkle of shade. Let me get you together real quick, and I'll make it swift because I know that you have to go back into the studio to finish your slave narrative.

Beyonce Giselle Carter's 2011 Accomplishments:

My alberm
My Roseland DVD
My perfumes
Dereon Clothing
Dereon Kids
Dereon Feminine Hygiene Wipes
My Glastonbury fee (which barely covered my wig glue costs)

But here is the ki:

Rihanna's Loud sells 5 to 8 million copies (and I get a check).

The Loud Tour will gross an undetermined amount of money (and I get a check)

"We Found Love (In The Roc Nation Men's Room)" sold millions copies on iTunes (and I get a check)

Talk That Talk sold hundreds of thousands of copies around the world and 12 copies in the United States (and I get a check)

Every time Gaga performed "Telephone" on her tour I got a check.

Every time Gaga sells a tour DVD I get a check.

Every time Katy covers "Only Girl (In The World)" on her tour I get a check.

Every time Britney performs "S&M" on tour I get a check.

If someone, somewhere in the world has a severe lapse in judgment and buys the Femme Fatale Tour DVD I will get a check.

So you girls keep selling pussy in Iceland and the UK, my child is going to need Pampers.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

Why is always about money? What about the stans who can't afford to buy albums and tickets, but still enjoy our work? Can we just agree that we are all fortunate to have people who connect with our work regardless of how much money they spend?

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

Why is always about money? What about the stans who can't afford to buy albums and tickets, but still enjoy our work? Can we just agree that we are all fortunate to have people who connect with our work regardless of how much money they spend?

I agree, but I'm tired of these Twitter celebrities trying it with The Queen. My pussy is too iconic to have thrown back on my face..

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My pussy is to political to have thrown back on my face.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My pussy is too soulful to have thrown back on my face.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My pussy is too Pink Friday to have thrown back on my face..

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My pussy is too Last Friday Night to have thrown back on my face..

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My pussy is too Saturday Night at the club to have thrown back on my face.

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

My pussy is too Saturday Night at the club Tuesday morning at the abortion clinic to have thrown back on my face.

 

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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 03:12:28 PM »

I'm locking this thread and banning Beyonce and Gaga for 72 hours. I'm not here for their buffoonery.

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