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Bruno Mars

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I was lying in bed this morning and I started to cry. I was just overcome by emotions...

It finally hit me how sad it was the way I drag you flop bitches up down the charts...

 

 

Let's re-cap my year shall we?

 

- Another Grammy Award.

 

 


- 2 more #1 singles

- Most played artist on pop radio

- My SOLD-OUT residency in Las Vegas

- My highly succssful world tour, for which I just announced the 2nd North American leg and most of you flops couldn't sell out a bathroom..

 

- And the icing on the cake: I'm headlining the Super Bowl half-time show.

 

 

 

While you still have your Rent-a-Center laptops open, go to your desktops, create a folder called "Iconic Pussy" and right-click "Save As" this picture:

 

 

You mad?



 
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What is Bruno talking about?
 
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Justin Timberlake

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Nothin! Nothin!

 

She ain't talking talmbout nothin!

She's just an overrated, flash-in-the pan who's currently feeling her puss because she has a few radio hits...

 

She'll be Dancing With the Stars in 3 years.

 
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Justin Timberlake

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She ain't talking talmbout nothin!

She's just an overrated, flash-in-the pan who's currently feeling her puss because she has a few radio hits...

 

She'll be Dancing With the Stars in 3 years.

 

at the fumes....

 

I started to shade The 20/20 Experience (Part 2)'s album sales, but I can't find it on the charts.

 
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DEATH at how fast Justin and Miguel came sprinting in here as soon as they saw my name.

 

Justine is just mad that she released two albums which barely had 5 good songs between them and me and Robin still snatched her wig!

 

Meanwhile, back at the BreeditRaw headquarters, Miss Guel is seething because the only memorable thing she did last year was put her pussy on that poor girl's sideburns...

 

 

These girls can remain starched, steamed and pressed over Queen Bruno because I don't have to time to deal with the fumes of the lessers... I gotta go rehearse for the Super Bowl.

 

No wardrobe malfunctions in my show...

 

 
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Hey guys, stop fighting and being mean to each other. My mom just bought those Valentine's day Reese's cups in the shape of hearts and you guys can all come to my house and play GTA and eat chocolate!

 

You can sleep over if you want...

 
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Bruno Mars

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Meanwhile, back at the BreeditRaw headquarters, Miss Guel is seething because the only memorable thing she did last year was put her pussy on that poor girl's sideburns...

 

 

"Let the Lord Adorn You" >>>> Your enitre, overrated, "Kids Bop"-ass discography.

 
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"Let the Lord Adorn You" >>>> Your enitre, overrated, "Kids Bop"-ass discography.

 

 

You mean that song that goes "These fists will always protect you?"

 

 
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Miguel

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Robin still snatched her wig...

 

 

!!!! It's obvious why she's so bothered over me...

 

 
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I don't respond to one-hit wonders.

 

 

 

 
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Miguel

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I don't respond to one-hit wonders.

 

 

 

I see Blurred Legends still has you girls hot and humid...

 
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Bruno Mars

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And the nerve of Miguel calling me dusty like he was on the cover anybody's magazines...

 

 

 

 
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Miguel

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I don't need to be on magazines sis...

 

 

 
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Miguel

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I don't need to be on magazines sis...

 

 

 

I see you've been drinking protein shakes and lifting weights at Curves and now you're on Instagram trying to serve butch muscle queen verse bottom realness.

 

KI @ nobody taking you serious as a sex symbol.

 
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Where are your shirtless pictures at?

 

Usher clocked your tea and told us you wore Spanx to the Grammys last year...

 

 

 
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Miguel

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I don't need to be on magazines sis...

 

 

 

 
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Justin Bieber

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Ewwww... at you wanting that thing to climb on your back.

 
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Frank Ocean

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Ewwww... at you wanting that thing to climb on your back.

 

 

 

Ewwww... at you already letting that thing to climb on your back.

 

 
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Anyway...

 

Justin, why was your album named "The 20/20 Experience"?

 
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Frank Ocean

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Justin, why was your album named "The 20/20 Experience"?

 

 

Because #2020 is where "Take Back the Night" peaked on the singles Charts...

 

 
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And 2,020 is the number of copies the Blurred Lines album has sold worldwide.

 

 

 
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Well snatch a bit Justin...

 

 
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Justin Timberlegend always has the girls stressed and depressed...

 

 
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Miguel

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You queens can sit on this site all day and bump bussies. I'm about to go tear my girl's box up...

 

 
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Miguel

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You queens can on this site all day and bump bussies. I'm about to go tear my girl's box up...

 

 

Girl please...

 

The only box you've torn up recently is the box of Fleet you used to wash that raggedy, bumpy, busted chewed-up asshole of yours.

 
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You mad that I can still pull bitches?

 

 

 

 
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GAG at you thinking you're trade.

 

Everybody in the industry knows your tea Miguel...

 
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You know how I knew Miguel was gay?

 

We were all in the studio watching a straight porno and he asked who the top was.

 
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LMAO at the same ones throwing tired-ass shade on this forum being the same ones blowing up my inbox trying to smash. You can continue to rub each other's clits with your late-ass reads and I'll be sexing my beautiful female girlfriend.

 

Any questions?

 
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Miguel

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LMAO at the same ones throwing tired-ass shade on this forum being the same ones blowing up my inbox trying to smash. You can continue to rub each other's clits with your late ass reads and I'll be sexing my beautiful female girlfriend.

 

Any questions?

 

 

 

 

I have a question.

 

Why are you a top on this site, but a bottom on Grindr?

 

 
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Bruno Mars

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I have a question.

 

Why are you a top on this site, but a bottom on Grindr?

 

 

 

 

 

OK sis... Since you wanna post screen caps... why was your man texting me pics last night?

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Bruno Mars

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You girls are so pressed and desperate! You stole those pictures and Photoshopped a screencap. Poor you...

 

I gotta get back to Super Bowl rehearsals so I can show you what an epic performance looks like.

 

 

 

 
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Bruno Mars

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I gotta get back to Super Bowl rehearsals so I can show you what an epic performance looks like.

 

 

 

 

OK. And while you're gone your man is gonna show me what good dick looks like...

 
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Hey guys...we're taking this a little too far...

 

Let's say we all go get pedicures, my treat!

 

If you need me to come pick you up, you gotta let me know now because my water aerobics class starts in 15 minutes. We can listen to Prism on the way

to the nail salon. Katy's vocals have really grown since the last album...

 

 
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Bruno can enjoy the remainder of his 15 minutes of fame... but just remember, you're a label creation and I'm a true artist...
 

 

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Miguel

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Bruno can enjoy the remainder of his 15 minutes of fame... but just remember, you're a label creation and I'm a true artist...

 

 

I heard you were an artist.

 

Usher told me that you created quite the masterpiece on his sheets when y'all hooked up...

 

 
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Gosh darn it!



 

Sorry for the profanity guys, you know how my temper is, but you're being very messy!

 

Let's all just agree to disagree and go get some frozen yogurt...

 
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Nope, there's no agreeing or disagreeing. Miguel crossed the line when she brought my man into this.

 

Don't let me catch her ass in the streets...

 

 
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Nope, there's no agreeing or disagreeing. Miguel crossed the line when she brought my man into this.

 

Don't let me catch her ass in the streets...

 

 

 

You started it and I finished it...

 

And I hope a snowstorm punches your Super Bowl stage out of the game.

 

 

 

 

 
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